Today I received a round of applause from a group of passengers listening to this conversation.
Male Passenger: Excuse me , is that a FEMALE Captain that made the PA? (Sounding utterly disgusted)
Me: Yes, it is. we find that we tend to arrive earlier with female captains.
Male Passenger: (extremely loudly) Oh do they get priority then? Probably because they can’t park the plane. *chuckle chuckle*
Me: No Sir, they ask for directions!
And……. Queue the applause!