Passenger Question……….

Passenger:
Excuse me Miss, May I sit somewhere else? I’ve just had my hair done and don’t want to mess it up by sitting beside the window.
 
Devil on my shoulder:
Are you slow??? What the hell?? You think you’re going to open a window at 40,000feet at -50degrees outside?? Bitch pleeease!!!! The only thing that will mess up your hair is me dumb-fuck slapping you across the melon you use as a head!
 
Me:
Madam, the windows do not open.
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